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| The Rules -Only picks for the upcoming season may be traded (no dealing picks for the 2011 draft) -Only Round 1, 2 and 3 picks may be traded. Picks beyond round 4 you are stuck with (They ain't worth nuthin anyway). -No funky stipulations (NY gets whatever 2nd round pick of Des Moines is higher when the moon is full over the western hemisphere......yeah, not allowed...you must specify the exact picks in the trade at the time of the deal). -Teams must specify exactly which pick is getting dealt (if you own three 1st round pick you must say WHICH of those three pick is moving) -Teams must ensure they remain eligible for traded picks! (If you deal a 3rd round pick, you must still have at least three players leave at seasons end!) -Anyone care to join me in my New Years Resolution to NEVER trade with DAN?!?!? -Pretty please don't change your team name mid-season....it'll be easier on me that way. DRAFT PICKS TRADED FOR 2010 DRAFT -In the trade on 12/18/09, New York gets Des Moines 1st Round Pick, and Des Moines gets New Yorks 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 1/17, Des Moines gets Jersey's 3rd Round Pick and Jersey gets Des Moines 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 1/18, New York Gets a 2nd Round Pick (Originally New Yorks), and Des Moines 3rd round pick. -In the trade on 1/20, Las Vegas gets a 1st Round Pick (Originally Des Moines). -In the trade on 1/25, New York gets Denver's 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 2/3, Seattle gets a 2nd Round Pick (Originally Des Moines). -In the trade on 2/7, Boston gets New York's 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 2/10, Baltimore gets Wacos 1st and 2nd Round Picks. -In the trade on 2/10, Baltimore gets a 3rd Round Pick (Jersey's). -In the trade on 2/11, Baltimore gets Jersey's 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 2/11, Seattle gets Baltimore's 2nd Round Pick and Baltimore gets Seattle's 1st and 3rd Round Picks -In the trade on 2/14, Des Moines gets Denver's 1st and 3rd Round Picks -In the trade on 2/20, Jersey gets Boston's 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 2/26, Jersey gets California's 2nd Round Pick. -In the trade on 2/28, Chicago gets a 1st Round Pick (originally Denver's) -In the trade on 3/26, Des Moines gets a 1st Round Pick (originally Waco's) -In the trade on 4/1, Des Moines gets a 2nd Round Pick (Originally California's) Potential 2010 Draft Order (as of 3/1/10) Round 1 1. OBX FAVRE PWNAGE ACTORS 2. Jersey Storm 3. Las Vegas High Rollers 4. Cincinnati Saints 5. Baltimore Buckeyez 6. Boston Breakers 7. Chicago Bulls 8. Daytona Beach Decepticons 9. Las Vegas High Rollers from New York Ninja Turtles from Des Moines Dynasty 10. New York Ninja Turtles 11. Seattle Reign 12. Waco Wolverines 13. Denver Electricity 14. Indiana Madness 15. California Rush 16. Atlanta Aliens Round 2 17. OBX FAVRE PWNAGE ACTORS 18. Jersey Storm 19. Las Vegas High Rollers 20. Cincinnati Saints 21. Baltimore Buckeyez 22. Boston Breakers 23. Chicago Bulls 24. Daytona Beach Decepticons 25. Jersey Storm from Des Moines Dynasty 26. New York Ninja Turtles from Des Moines Dynasty from New York Ninja Turtles 27. Seattle Reign 28. Waco Wolverines 29. New York Ninja Turtles from Denver Electricity 30. Indiana Madness 31. California Rush 32. Atlanta Aliens Round 3 33. OBX FAVRE PWNAGE ACTORS 34. Des Moines Dynasty from Jersey Storm 35. Las Vegas High Rollers 36. Cincinnati Saints 37. Baltimore Buckeyez 38. Boston Breakers 39. Chicago Bulls 40. Daytona Beach Decepticons 41. New York Ninja Turtles from Des Moines Dynasty 42. New York Ninja Turtles 43. Seattle Reign 44. Waco Wolverines 45. Denver Electricity 46. Indiana Madness 47. California Rush 48. Atlanta Aliens Picks owned by each team (Through Round Three) ()- indicates pick is not originally theirs and who the pick originally belonged too Atlanta Aliens- 1st, 2nd, 3rd Baltimore Buckeyez- 1st, (1st, Seattle), (2nd Waco), (2nd Jersey), 3rd, (3rd, Jersey), (3rd, Seattle) Boston Breakers- 1st, (2nd, New York), 3rd California Crush- 1st, 3rd Chicago Bulls- 1st, (1st, Denver), 2nd, 3rd Cincinnati Saints- 1st, 2nd, 3rd Daytona Beach Decepticons- 1st, 2nd, 3rd Denver Electricity- Des Moines Dynasty- (1st, Waco's), (2nd, California's), (3rd, Denver's) Indiana Madness- 1st, 2nd, 3rd Jersey Storm- 1st, (2nd, Boston) Las Vegas High Rollers- 1st, (1st, Des Moines), 2nd, 3rd New York Ninja Turtles- 1st, (2nd Denver), 3rd, (3rd, Des Moines) OBX Favre Pwnage Actors- 1st, 2nd, 3rd Seattle Reign- 2nd, (2nd, Des Moines), (2nd Baltimore) Waco Werewolves- 3rd |
| The Rock is pointing at Tim Cole |
| You want a breakdown? YOU WANT A BREAKDOWN?? Well The Rock says the only thing broken down around here is TIM COLE!! The Rock has tried, he really has. Tried to sit back and watch this poor pitiful excuse for an owner and commish go back and forth on issue after issue. The Rock has tried to sit back and watch this Commish go back and forth in temper tantrum after temper tantrum. But The Rock, Has Had, ENOUGH!! Tim Cole…..GROW A PAIR!! A commissioner is supposed to be above it all. Impervious to the talk. Beyond petty bickering. But time after BLUE HELL time, The Rock sees this man lose his cool, lose his temper and go completely off the deep end. But this time though, is the last time The Rock will ever……and The Rock means EVER, sit by and watch in silence again! In this latest instance of “Insanity”, Tim Cole completely CRUSHES the poor defenseless Storm in a deal that more than one person thought was just that….a robbery. He told Jersey Bogut was safe. He told Jersey he was a stud. He told Jersey he was solid as THE ROCK. But he KNEW Gasol was a time bomb!! Do you know what the problem is here? NOT A DAMN THING!!! Cole did what Dan and Sean do best and straight up STOLE talent! Now after this news broke, The Rock did indeed contact Mr. Cole to tell him congrats on the crushing. And what did Cole say in reply? ---OHH Nooo…..Wasn’t me!! I would Never!! Bogut is a Stud!!--- This from the man who has built Champions! The man who has built Empires! The man who has crushed time and time again in the past and never batted an eye! But this time, what has Cole done? He has offered back part of the trade!!! So, what was different here? The Rock isn’t quite sure. Is it that the owner of Jersey is a woman? Is it the fact Cole has helped this owner out on a trade or two before? (And The Rock sees nothing wrong there…hell, The Rock used to ask Cole about damn near every deal he got offered in MLB). Or is it a simple combination. One part female, two parts trust, and one part sneaky deal to get rid of a TIMB BOMB!! The Rock isn’t sure, but the one thing that he IS certain of is that Tim Cole has gone too far this time. Giving back the pick?? Other than showing everyone within the sound of The Rocks….typing (And The Rock is typing DAMN LOUDLY)…..that Cole KNEW ahead of time that Bogut was a bad bad option……well, that’s about the only thing The Rock sees here. If this were Dan Oneill, would he be getting the pick back? Oh HELLLLLLL No. In fact, Cole would be singing to the hilltops about the theft of the century!! What about Louie? Sean? Or even The Rock himself? No….nothing would have happened. So, now, The Rock will lay it all out for Cole….for the last time………… Tim Cole, Know Your Role…and SHUT Your Mouth!! When there is an argument between owners…Shut Your MOUTH! When there is a problem with a deal….Shut Your MOUTH!! And for the love of Gerry Nason, when you sit down and have a drink (or in Coles case…a couple 40s)…..Know Your Role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! You are an excellent owner and you WERE a damn good commish, until you took the elevator down to the owners lounge and began to walk around and mingle. DON’T DO IT AGAIN. Those problems The Rock just listed…SOLVE THEM, quickly, quietly, and without all of the sideshow. Look at your counterpart. Ed makes the ruling, done deal. Don’t talk about it, do it. Need to shut up Sean? Ban him from the board. Need to go further with Dan, Kick Him…..don’t discuss it, just boot his CandyAss. Hell The Rock says he should be booted just on principal, look how much better BW is now!! And for Blue Hells sake…if you take an owner for everything he has…..or she has….DO IT, and be proud of it. 16 teams. ONE Champion, Zero room for…hmm…The Rock tries to stay PG-13 most of the time so…..what to say here…..what to say…….ZERO room for men with Lady Parts!! Now go ahead….throw a fit, BAN The Rock and **GASP** Shut Down The League! The Brahma Bull has had ENOUGH Now that Thats out of the way, The Rock can go back to his crappy team, which he OWNS. And believe The Rock, if he can steal a stud or two from your team and get away scott free....he will surely tell the WORLD just what happened! |
| Thats right...The Rock said grow a PAIR!!! (Thats TWO!) |
