| Wait, what? "Get em wrong"?? This is what Delgado says? Boy, if we SUCKED and couldn't break the top 5 when the season ended last year....but The Ranks at least had us pretty high and praised our team....the LAST thing we'd do is talk TRASH on the guy DOING those RANKS!! Well, in any case, here they are fair and balanced and...with The nets ranked WAY higher then they will ACTUALLY finish! Strengths D-Ho is joined by another other worldly playa in Blake Griffin Yao actually played...and played pretty well!.... Weaknesses ....to Bad he isn't playing minutes..or back to backs...yikes Just a horrid bench ...Heck even the starters aren't that good ******************************** Strengths Plenty of good Centers Plenty of good Forwards Weaknesses NOT One Great, or even Very Good Center Ditto with the Forwards Um...Landry is this teams best player!! Strengths Kidd is still a threat So is Camby Weaknesses Those two would be the ONLY threats on this team This team is OLD Ok Ok, Scola is aight...but Jackson sucks, so does Calderon, Marion AND Ariza! Strengths If we're calling Amare a Center..this team has a very nice list of em So nice young up-and-coming players (JJ, Gallinari, Lopez, etc) SOUND THE ALARM....PANIC....LeBron is gonna be........JUST...FINE Weaknesses Useless bench ...So is Bibby, Mo Will and Jermaine Those nice youngins won't be all that useful this season Strengths Some nice Studs in Kobe, Billups and Hibbert (Don't believe Hibbert is a stud...just u watch and wait) John Wall could be a stud by midseason VERY young team Weaknesses Gave up on THIS year before the end of LAST year! Shaky bench Oh look..its Oden...yay Strengths Cousins, Nene, Bynum...HUGE Centers (And Cousins is for REAL) Um...Did we mention their CENTERS?!?! Cause them Centers are really really GOOD! Weaknesses ...We had to stay on them Centers cause this team don't have S%@T ELSE!! Gooden? Jamison? TERRY?? Oh these guys are screwed!! Oh wait..nevermind...they have Childress..Title Town get rdy for The Mavs!! 6th Strengths One place higher then The Mavs...The Lakers have even BETTER Centers! And hey look..they also have these things called Guards and Forwards!! Lamar Odom....Stud? Weaknesses Harrington, DJ, Haywood..MANY question marks Half this team will be hurt come December Another shaky bench * Strengths Horford, Lee, Love......Mutha of Edison!! Jameer may finally break out Young team Weaknesses Yay...crap bench Caron Butler....DONE Hedo....DONE ****************** Strengths OOOO...Vince Carter...Looks GREAT Not Studs..but some very nice names...Turner, pierce, Felton, Crawford. Don't need studs when you have the New-Jack-Superman...DURANT Weaknesses Did you all know Tim Cole pronounces his name "Dur-AH-nt"?? Not "Dur-Ant"?? ...I mean...thats just weird.... Can VC Really stay a stud? Rubio...give me a break Vince Carter is their best Center ...Dur..AHHHH...Nt......just...weird Strengths Curry, Mayo, Roy...GUARDS!!! Tim Duncan is NOT done Kaman is going to be big.... Weaknesses ....He better be...he's their only Center Shard...Brand..Sessions....hang on tight Zip for Cap Space *************************** Strengths Nash....AND CP3?!?! Dirk too?!?!?! We think KG is gonna be aight this year.... Weaknesses ......but he isn't a stud anymore....at all Ok at Center....if they'd get healthy TMac Strengths Brooks...and Collison?! AND Deron???!!! .....And IGGY!!!!! Thats the most amazing set of Guards eva!...and this team also has LaMarcus and Smooove! Good role players too Weaknesses Shaq is their best Center Cmon on MAN!! Its Dur-ANT...always has been! He ain't from Europe!! DUR-ANT..say it..RIGHT NOW Get over T-Will Strengths Monta, Jennings and KMart...very nice guards Bosh and Boozer....very nice forwards PAU..enough said Weaknesses Boozer.....maybe he's not really nice? Lots of Centers.....one good one Dudley, Lee, Foye..Afflalo...won't win a title with these guys Strengths SORRY for ranking your CANDYASS so High Delgado!! Weaknesses No..Really..WE'RE SORRY!! Strengths So many studs starting..they have to BENCH a couple every night So many great players that Livingston is their worst player (And he;s better than you think) How many studs? Baron, Westbrook, Harris, Granger, Z-Bo How many other very good players? Gordon, Bargnani, Biedrins, Blatche Weaknesses Just a few holes on the bench Not many TRUE Centers Their best (fake) center..is hurt So, you may think this is the easy pick...just go with the Champs. BUT..we have a system for the ranks. Your players factor most. Last years finish factors in some. Your rookies get a little pull and last years rank even has a tiny part in the final tally. BUT, even factoring in Washington as low as 7th last year...they still would rank #1 this year. We hate Seam as much (more really) than the next guy...but this team is just THAT good. Strengths Tyreke, Bogut, Agent Zero, Al Jeff, Stuckey and newly anointed stud Milsap Jrue, Green, West...relegated to role-players. On Chicago or Utah..they're STUDS Even Daye looks good! Cap room too Weaknesses Not winning a Title...if Mozgov stays on the roster Agent Zero, Bogut, Tyreke, Al Jeff...all are injury risks And there you have it folks! We may be just a bit late but we (And Dur-ANT) all made it within a couple short days of the beginning of the year. Now..let the whining and crying begin!! |
